Know Where My Place Is

I am considering now whether I would buy a new house address plaque, one that would match the new color of my house’s paint. 

 

In Egypt, a few decades ago, there is this guy who climbed the pyramid in 3 minutes. Being a tour guide, he got ribbed a lot by tourists who place money bets that he cannot replicate the feat. Since he had done the running several times, he naturally won all bets and made a lot of money.

Now, that's one guy who wouldn't want people to miss his address. Every visitor that he takes to the pyramid means money and most probably, they would make the same bet as the thousands of others and lose.